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stressful fart, watch you don't rupture anything.
Lemme push one out. *fart noise* That was a good force fart
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Absolutly PWNAGE game, with the most seizure-inducing visuals EVAR :)
Go buy it if you like having fun >:D
Guy: "Sweet! I can play Gotcha Force!"
*plays game for 10 seconds*
Guy: "Ahhh!" *has a seizure and is kinda dead*
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Controls nuclear weapons for the United States. Most unappreciated branch of the military. This is largely due to ignorance. Our planes are usually the first into a wartime environment to clear the way for soldiers and marines.
Many "soldiers" who look down upon the Air Force do not realize that there are many fighting members of the Air Force that are not Officers. While most of the enlisted force has noncombat duties, there are many career fields that place enlisted men in the field.
Combat Control and TAC-P are Special Forces that enter combat zones to fight alongside marines and soldiers and call in air strikes. PJs (Pararescue Jumpers) are the tip of our Special Forces, they jump into extreme combat situations to rescue Marines, SEALs, and Rangers. They have received some of the highest awards in the service, such as the Medal of Honor.
Even Security Forces (MPs for the Air Force) now have extended training on convoys and urban warfare since the war on terrorism started. Security Forces now performs convoys in Iraq and Afganistan, and conducts sweeps throughout Iraqi cities near Air Bases. The 820th Combat Security Forces Squadron were some of the first servicemen to jump into Iraq along side of the 82nd Airborne. Select Security Forces personnel also attend Phoenix Raven (advanced hand to hand combat) Training, as well as Army Ranger school
While most of the Air Force are slackers, there are a select few that are true soldiers. You will see them wearing berets and flight suits.
Air Force Berets are earned not issued, unlike the Army..
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A replacement for displacement.
Wow that 2L with forced induction is giving out 500rwhp!
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Use the force
1) She totally used the force last night.
2) He uses the force all the time.
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When performing anal sex, the person on the giving end removes his penis and runs it up the recievers back, from crack to neck as to replicate one of the said racecar drivers infamous burnouts with the fecal matter of the reciever. Most popular in one night stand situations, or to be used as a breakup initation tool.
"hey what did you do yesterday?"
"I picked up this skanky slut from the roller rink and gave her a John Force!"
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Some new branch of the god damn military that uses space shit. Every person who enlists becomes a fucking power ranger. Who wouldnt enlist?
"Mom! I want to go to the military!" -gaywad 9 year old "No, unless you become a power ranger because the space force is useless!"-gaywads mom
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