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When people see Serenity and Firefly..... instant human response.
These kids I know were all, "go see this lame ass movie", and I was all, "no, FUCK THAT SHIT."
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Something you say when your very angry or upset.
person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!
person 2: What?
person 1: Were out of popsicles.
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As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.
Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"
Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"
Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."
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your friends fucks you over for the last time so you are fucking done with his shit
im sick of your fucking shit cunt
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Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.
Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.
Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!
Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.
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That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.
It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"
"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."
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A phrase used to express ones decision not do something (E.g. eating a gross looking food, doing a chore, going somewhere, etc...)
Tom: Hey, do you want to go see Beverly Hills Chihuahua with me.
George: Fuck dat shit.
Boss: Take out the trash
Employee: Fuck dat shit.
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