Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

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Sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

Really, really hot and sweaty.

Man, I'm sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

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o rly gerbil

an animated GIF of a gerbil turning his head and saying O RLY?
funny as hell

Random Dude:You seen the pic of the O RLY gerbil?
Fat Guy:Oh yeah i did that shit was funny.

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Gerbil voodoo

The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.

Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.

Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

Gerbilism

Gerbilsm is a small religion that dates back all the way to 326 B.C., It’s to believe that all the Gerbils will rise and take over the world. To do so the Gerbils will make underground tunnels that reach throughout every point of the world, and from then they will single handily slaughter every living human on the Earth.

Mark: “ Hey did you hear about the new guy that lives down the road? He believes in Gerbilsm.”

Henry: “ Interesting to hear that, I was just digging the ground in my backyard to make a pool when I suddenly came across this extremely long and deep passage way that had written documents about Gerbilism that dates back all the way to Jesus’ time and whiling seeing that I witnessed many gerbils trafficking dead bodies along the tunnels.”

Gerbil Racer

A competitive sport in the gay community where men will raise their own gerbil at home and bring it to parties to compete against other mens pet gerbils. To be a gerbil racer, one must show their gerbil is far superior with its penetration into the owners anus, thus winning the race.

Hey Kye, I know your the Gerbil Racer Champion, but can you show me how you get the maximum penetration to take the gold metal?