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Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.
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"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."
2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."
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someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.
Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
A small man that often partakes in adventure, usually of homosexual orientation.
“Where is he?”
“He’s off being an adventurous hobbit in France”
“That sounds gay”
When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.
Last night i got a blowjob so hot that my girl went Hobbit There And Back Again in the end.
A term used to describe someone short in stature. Usually the shortest within a in a group.
"I'm not tall, I'm hobbit sized!"
The dickhead volunteer editors that dont approve your new word!
Those hobbit mongers didn’t approve my word.
When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.
"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"