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Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.
Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."
He junk-slapped himself while drumming.
"Sweet beaver! I junk-slapped myself!!!"
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When a dude wears clothes too tight and you can see the outline of his junk. Male version of camel toe.
I watched "Dancing with the Stars" and Tony's pants were so tight he had junk cleavage!
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A girl who is caught looking at a man's package on a consistent basis
Yusef: How come everytime I see her she lookin at my package?
Dixon: That's cause she a little junk watcher.
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when a group of guys (fully clothed) sit around with there legs spread open and everyone throws a ball that is passed around at another persons genitals to cause pain
my friends and i got bored so we played a game of open junk, fortunatly i didn't het hit in the junk.
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n. a punch in the nuts.
1. During exuberant play the toddler gave his dad an accidental junk shot he's staggering to recover from.
2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.
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The deep groove of the band Mississippi Stranglers that can be so emotionally organic, so tribal, and so thick that it is simply referred to as Swamp Junk.
"Boy, them Mississippi Stranglers sure laid the swamp junk on thick last night!" - Finn
"Yeah, good thing I brought my waders. What a great show!" - Pigpen
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Pictures you take of your genitals and/or breasts (I.e. junk).
I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.