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When having sex with a girl doggy-style you pull out when you're about to finish and spit on her back, so she thinks you shot it there, while firing your load onto the floor. Then you pull her legs out from under her and pull her back and forth over the spot thus "cleaning it up".
There's now a stain on my floor after I gave that chick the hoover maneuver.
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The minimum time-reversal of direction - a potential / kinetic energy exchange.
In practice, a backflip from one sexual position to another.
Bob almost hit the ceiling after performing a Herbst Maneuver on Betty!
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When an extremely skillful driver pulls a car stunt OR when an Uber driver makes a u turn in the middle of a 4 lane road to pick up a fare without giving a crap about incoming traffic.
An Uber maneuver was part of the repertoire of shitty cab drivers, now everyone is pulling them.
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While in the act of having sex, you pullout, take an entire pack of Ritz, while still in the un-opened package, and slam it inside her pussy as you slam your dick inside her ass while she suprised by the mysterious and un-expected pack of ritz.
"Hey Karl, how was your night?"
"Pretty good, thanks for asking Kevin."
"What did you do, Karl?"
"I pulled a ritz maneuver on my girlfriend last night."
"Wow, that sounds kind of..... ritzky."
*both laugh at the horrible pun just committed, and that Karl is now, without a doubt, single.*
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A very smooth way of hooking up with the opposite way. Has many way that can be done.
Yo look at Kris dood! His pimp maneuver is way up there!
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A sexual technique where you take you entire arm, from your knuckles to your shoulder blade, and shove it up someone's ass and then proceed to flex.
I sent my girlfriend to the hospital with the Schwarzenegger Maneuver. She loved it!
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The movement out of, back into and finally out of the friend zone. A triple black diamond stunt only to be attempted by professionals. Requires skill and precision to achieve the second relationship and has only ever been fully completed one time that we know of, although many have tried.
"What a savage, he Ellis maneuvered Sam around the holidays so he didn't have to get her a present"
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