Racing Cat

The Red neck version off a exotic pet, otherwise know as a skunk.

Hey have you seen my racing cat, no but that looks like a skunk.

Race Relief

Being the the only one in your group of a
different race so the group doesn't seem
racist

"Dude there's only one Asian guy, in that
friend group, he must be the race relief"

race flopping

Purposely engaging in racially-offensive speech for the purpose of complaining about the subsequent accusations of racism.

The word was coined by a commenter after Matthew Yglesias, an author and major political blogger, bemoaned the lack of a suitable term for the behavior on his blog.

It plays off of the sports-related definition of flop. In both cases the flopper is trying to make the other person's behavior appear to be the problem. For the race flopper the "foul" is usually being too PC.

Shock jocks are often accused of race flopping.

Cock Racing

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.

Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"

Race Swap

/reɪs swɒp/
Verb:
Change the race of (usually a fictional character).

Noun:
An act of changing the race of (usually a fictional character).

Verb:

Phil: "Amazon just race swapped elves and harfoots in their LOTR spinoff."
Joe: "What? You gotta be kidding me! Can't they just create new characters?!"

Noun:
Amazon: "Lemme race swap your favourite characters"
Fellowship of Fans: "Methought that was racist."
Amazon: "NOT WHEN WE DO IT!!"

Lag Race

Is what occurs when you are trying to play a long embedded video of high quality and the downloading is trying to out run the speed of the video playing so you do not get the "buffering" delay.

I was trying to watch "Grinding the Crack" on youtube in HD but my download was so slow it lost the lag race and I had to pause it so it could continue to download.

subprime racing

Subprime is defined as credit scores of 580-619. The highest grossing vehicles sold in the subprime tier are Nissan, Chrysler, and Hyundai. Subprime racing is when two vehicles financed with subprime loans race through a city with below median GDP per capita.

I went down to Crenshaw in South LA to watch a Nissan Altima compete with a Chrysler 200 in subprime racing. The Chrysler pulled ahead in the beginning before the transmission burned out and it stalled.