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River Jude Phoenix, who died in the early 1990s, was a gifted actor in the 1980s and 1990s. You might recognize him as the older brother of Joaquin Phoenix. River was a proponent of animal rights, an environmentalist, and an actor. He was a true angel who was loving and generous, gracious, who would always go out of his way to support others. River was ahead of his time in his efforts to raise concerns about global warming and to put an end to animal cruelty; in particular, he was one of the first vegans in the 1980s, when few people knew what it meant. Stand By Me, Running On Empty, My Own Private Idaho, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are just a few of his memorable films. His success in the film My Own Private Idaho with his best friend Keanu Reeves made him an LGBTQ icon. Many people came out as a result of his performance, and many speculated River himself was bisexual. He tragically died of an overdose on Halloween, 1993, as a result of drugs given to him by his friend John Frusciante that night. River Phoenix, on the other hand, will still be remembered as a symbol and a legend who deserved so much more.
RIVER PHOENIX IS GOD 🙇🙇🙇
"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"
Saturday Night Live, ain't it grand.
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When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"
1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power
1. Tom, your piss is so powerful, it's a raging river.
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A shit small town with nothing to do but get pregnant in high school and play “spouse swap”.
There’s no grocery store but there’s two liquor stores so you know their priorities!
“Hey been to Gold River lately?”
“Hell to the fucking no.”
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-lead singer of what can be classified as "nerdy pop-rock" band Weezer
-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses
Why do I like Rivers? He's hot. And he looks like my boyfriend. And I like nerdy looking guys. And did I say he's hot?
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A quaint drinking town with a kiteboarding problem.
Don't bother driving around Hood River in the summer, the place is overrun with hammered kiteboarders.
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A sexual fetish wherein either semen or urine runs down a woman's chest between her breasts, creating the image of a river running between two mountains.
mississippi river golden shower urine semen breasts
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