Vacuum cleaner

A sexual prostitute whom doesn’t even have to audition to become a stripper because she’s already got everybody’s attention. She makes more pleasured noises during sex than any other prostitute. Vacuum Cleaner is really one hot girl but don’t get on her bad side; Vacuum Cleaner is a wild prostitution who’ll womp over you with her Stilettos then proceed to suck your nose off.

Guy 1- oh dude no way is that Vacuum Cleaner?
Guy 2- yeah!
Girl 1- I’m gonna go break Vacuum Cleaner’s vacuum sucker wand.
Girl 2- oh no bitch dong do it. *wiseper voice* no ncahe she’ll suck you’re new nose off”
Girl 1- oh

Girl 1- oh ok

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the dirty vacuum

occurs when a woman is sucking your dick and you decide to flatulate and as you are doing so she sucks it out of your ass.

Luis P-- ooo that feels so good suck my dick baby!

Random girl- did you just fart? imma suck it out!

Luis P-- yeah baby girl thats "the dirty vacuum!"

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vacuum sealer

A term used to define a woman who gives really great head... With the power of the vacuum she is dubbed a vacuum sealer.

The bitch brenda was a vacuum sealer...

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Chaff Vacuum

Varient of douchebag

Ugh, that guy is a total chaff vacuum.

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Cup vacuum

When you hold a cup on your face without your hands and suck all of the air out of it

Belle: Have you ever done the cup vacuum?

Gigi: Yeah it's so cool

Belle: I know right, like how is it staying up

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Vibe Vacuum

That person who can suck any enjoyment and happiness out of any situation. A fun sponge. A mood hoover.

We were have such a great time until Gerard came along. He's such a vibe vacuum

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Hoover Vacuum

When a guy ejaculates in a someone's belly button and sucks it out.

I was on my period so my boyfriend totally hoover vacuumed me.

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