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When you're having anal and your partner farts on your dick
Guy 1: Dude, I just had anal with my girlfriend last night last night
Guy 2: Was it good?
Guy 1: Nah, she gave me a Stinky Bulldog
Guy 2: That sucks
If you don't know where the client ends and the publicist begins, you're a Bulldog Publicist. Sniffing the client's derriere to bolster their pathetic brands and pick out extended contract lengths is the sure sign of a Bulldog Publicist. Beware of their phony accents, dyed hair and dazzling smile as they will attempt to pour honey in your ear while dry-humping your wallet.
Bulldog Publicist: I hired a PR company to promote a brand I thought would do well in the marketplace. After pumping my ego and licking my bank account dry they dismounted my ideas and left me panting but without real direction.
NOUN: One who attempts style through poor quality merchandise but lacks quality genetics resulting in issues as basic as breathing.
He had no money and wore Chinese garbage head to foot. He was a Colorado Bulldog
Alcoholic drink made by mixing Ensure and vodka.
We visited my Grandpa yesterday at the nursing home and he was hammered off Colorado Bulldogs.
When you moon someone and your testicles hang down.
John was accidentally bulldoging when he only ment to moon his mom.
A rather large girl/man eating ass out with creamed corn smeared on their face.
She growled that ass like a bulldog eating porridge on a warm Sunday afternoon.
When a woman has an over-abundance of 'junk in the trunk', so her ass looks like 2 bulldogs in a burlap bag, fightin' eachother to see which one can get out faster.
Look at the bulldog ass on that one!