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A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder
He likes to sit in pie while naked he must be squat cobbler
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Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon, the Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass
When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Often involves a costume.
A weird fetish Saul Goodman tells the Albuquerque police about in Better Call Saul S2:E2 "Cobbler".
A: Have you seen the tape, where Playuh is dooin the squat cobbler on that banana cream pie?
B: Wasn't that a crybaby squat? I mean, he cried like a baby, didn't he?
A: How would I know?
As featured on "Better Call Saul", Season 2, episode 2, "Cobbler", the act of sitting bare assed in a cream pie and wiggling your butt around in it. Considered a sexual fetish by some.
Erik was paid $500 for each video he made of him performing a squat cobbler. Chocolate cream was said to be the favorite.
A term coined on the AMC show "Better Call Saul", describing a particular fetish involving one's ass sloshing around in a pie. May also be used as a derogatory term toward an unpleasant person.
1. I know it seems like an unusual fetish, but Matt has a huge collection of videos depicting men performing squat cobblers.
2. You're a fucking squat cobbler.
Noun. When a pie is desecrated by bare human buttocks. Situation made worse when said human is crying
He has a private video stash of himself doing crying squat cobbler for another man.
A grown man sitting on a pie for the titillation of an audience. Fully clothed. Usually on video. Made famous in season 2 of the cult TV series Better Call Saul.
Have you gentleman ever heard of the term Squat Cobbler?
The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.
Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.
Dude, don't eat that Key Lime Pie! Pryce just used it for squat cobbler!