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A person who benefits from situations due to sheer luck, regardless of what they do in the process. Often the level of luck increases exponentially, proportional to the level of stupidity in the decisions leading up to a specific moment.
in a poker game “That fucking gopher called 20$ twice with pocket 3s…. He hit a 3 on the river and made 100$”
-In the wild, a gopher is a small rodent with big cheeks.
-However calling someone a gopher, can be used as a nickname meaning that the person is funny/cute with *most importantly* squishy cheeks.
1. The gopher in my backyard ate all my plants.
2. Have you seen *insert name*’s cheeks ?! *Person* is such a gopher !!!
One who gophs
Yo dude that gopher gophed my mom sooooo hard
The upmost hottest girl you ask out but not too hot (not to be confused with a supermodel) who likes you back and is excited to get to know you and have fun on the first date. But throws you a text 3 days before the date explaining she is anxious, going through mental issues, and is not ready to date guys.
She will probably apologize 3 times in one sentence from all the guilt and embarrassment she caused and will then feel bad she broke your heart and probably never will be able to forget what she did and in return become even more emotionally unstable to repeat the cycle of never receiving the confidence to go out on a date.
I asked out a "gopher" to only realized 3 day later she was mentally unstable to handle my awesomeness.
the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )
Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion
Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.
OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!
When you fold your dick back on itself before insertion and the head then pokes in and out.
Dude, I totally pulled a gopher snatch on my girl last night.