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the highway of tears

Highway 16 in Canada is also known as the highway of tears because a large number of hitchhikers have been murdered along it. The term particularly refers to the stretch from Prince Rupert to Prince George.

Girls should never hitch alone on the highway of tears because lots of women have been murdered along it; some people think that it is the work of a serial killer.

by moonbug November 13, 2006

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bridge & highway

The Philadelphia analogue of New York's "bridge & tunnel". Refers to lame-o surbanites who flock to Old City from suburban Philadelphia and southern New Jersey on Friday and Saturday nights to engage in drunken debauchery and infuse the downtown area with general corniness.

If you want to go see a film at The Bourse on Friday night, be prepared to get harrassed by bridge & highway trash.

by teh the February 28, 2007

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Highway Tourette's

Highway Tourette's is an erratic pattern of behaviour exhibited by many drivers, while behind-the-wheel. In severe cases, the behaviour is also exhibited while the person is a passenger.

Sufferers of Highway Tourette's can easily be spotted. Simply look for the following:
1.) Loud shouting, including vulgar or violent references.
2.) Inappropriate hand-gestures.
3.) The apparent belief that the drivers/passengers in. neighbouring vehicles can hear the sufferer.

Bob is driving, Joe is his passenger. Bob is a sufferer of Highway Tourette's. In this scenario, the two are mid-way through a roundabout....

Joe: Be careful, that other car might pull out in front of you.
Bob: So what?! Let them! <Bob turns his attention to the aforementioned car>
Bob: COME ON! DO IT! I DARE YOU!
Joe: Bob. Drive.

Anne is driving, Jodi is her passenger. In this case, Jodi is a sufferer of Highway Tourette's. In this scenario, they have narrowly avoided an accident....

Jodi: Did you see that jerk?!
Anne: Yes, but we're fine.
Jodi: So what?! That asshole nearly killed you!
Anne: Jodi, shut up, I'm driving.

by Elocin834a August 12, 2008

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Highway 191

A piece of route 666 in Utah that is cursed by nightfall.
It has many odd things about it, like the 18-wheeler with sparking wheels and a flaming smokestack.

Guy1: Hey, dude, I just got off of highway 191!
Guy2: but, it's 12:00 P.M.!
Guy1: yeah, I saw the trucker, he tried to run me off the road!
Guy2: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

by Kraigo Draigo Praigon November 8, 2011

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highway battle

a term for high speed racing on the highway with a highly tuned wrx sti,s2000,twin turbo Rx-7,TT skyline GT-R,TT Supra's and other import or jdm cars to Eat up V8's & spit out fire balls from the exhaust pinning the gas in full force & switching gears

i like when people make fun of honda's or imports and call them "ricers",it makes me feel better that you have nothing and hate on the import scene while your bird brain thinks we copy Fast and the Furious movies,you just another stupid redneck/hick with no money & its easy to tell

a B16 honda engine is able is to hit 300hp with performance engine mods & Hondata S200 tuning,lucky theres no turbo yet to the tune of 500 hp while getting 30 mpg to the tank i'd really fade you out like a sunset,sorry i flew by you in that pos truck of yours in a highway battle,better slow down on the twisties or that thing is going to flip its lid while your stupid ass was thinking it could outhandle mine on your all season tires from wal-mart

by homeboy May 16, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


highway song

The greatest song ever created. I mean the System of a Down song, all the other 'highway song's suck

No example needed, just go buy highway song on itunes or something

by Forg July 26, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate highway

A person's anus right after they've pooped. Usually allows for more fluid anal sex at the cost of getting shit on your dick.

I pulled my dick out of her chocolate highway and drew a smiley face on her ass.

by whatisdelicious April 23, 2011

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