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Governor of New Jersey who is a complete and utter ignoramus. Closely allied with grandma killer Andrew Cuomo.
Me: “Man I fucking hate Phil Murphy, he doesn’t Texas hasn’t had a surge in rona cases and they’re sm bigger!”
Bro: “Ik mf better open up!”
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Basically God. He was the lead singer of Bauhaus and he still rules. I saw him on May 22nd at the Roseland Theatre in Portland, OR and I was in one of the very front rows.
Peter Murphy currently has white, balding hair that he spikes up rooster-style and sports a kickass trench coat.
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A comedian who used to be funny in the 80s with "Beverly Hills Cop" and "Coming to America". Now he is generally unfunny and plays that annoying donkey on "Shrek". Eddie Murphy's hobbies include tranny chasing and knocking up Spice Girls.
Eddie Murphy had a baby with Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown named Angel Iris "Spawn of Spice" Murphy Brown.
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The dupiest human of all time, an absolute brick
Person: Yo what’s up Jake!
Jake Murphy: Yoo im sooooooo backed of tihs cartie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sooo duipe ☠️☠️😂☠️😂☠️
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A really self conceited, Ohio boy who thinks he all the cool shit.😃
Abram Murphy has a really “intresting”, lying momma.
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When someone has been completely and utterly destroyed in a campaign, usually political in nature, and denies any wrong doing or personal responsibility. Named after Jim Murphy, head of the political party Scottish Labour, for his reaction to the 2015 UK General Election.
He was so in denial over his shortcomings and cockups with the campaign he was suffering Murphy Syndrome.
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This is a word quite popularized by Richard Marcinko, from the US Navy Seals.
It is the personification of bad luck as in Murphy's Law.
Mr Murphy definitely likes me, I have been audited by the IRS seven times in a row.
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