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The results of being a new male inmate. The new inmate finds them self being used for the sexual gratification of other inmates, causing injuries to the anus.
The new inmate after a night in the Holding Tank found himself standing with his back to the rear of the cell, because he was unable to sit because of suffering from jail seat.
The act of grabbing the hand of person and pulling it towards your genitals
When Ted was horny, he seat-belted Marsha.
The warm sensation one feels on their bum using the toilet seat after another individual.
I was going to take a nice and peaceful dump, but to my unpleasant surprise, I was greeted with the hot seat. Thanks DAD.
Middle seat with the hands in the skiing position ready to jerk off two men.
Specifically in the back seat of a full vehicle if he doesn't call shotgun or window seats.
Jonathon gets ski seat because he didn't call shotgun or window seats!
When a girl wears a skirt and the front of the bike seat looks like a black dong!
Damn sally, wear a longer dress. You are showing dick seat!
The crappy seats in the worst places you get when you are late some where. The ones in the first row in a movie theatre and in the back with the screaming babies at Church.
We better hurry or there won't be any late-seats left!
The creative use of random shit to make your passenger seat looks like there's a person in it so you can ride in the HOV lane without getting pulled over. One may use blow up dolls, luggage, bedding, or simply a shirt on the seat and a hat on the headrest to achieve this deception.
My HOV seat is created using a large T-shirt around the seat with a pillow tucked under it and a ball cap on the headrest. For extra effect, I slide the seat all the way forward. Works like a charm.