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A smelly fart that travels upwind.
Even though the wind is blowing in the opposite direction, your butt salmon traveled upstream and hit me full on in the face, defying the laws of science!
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A large, perhaps misshapen, shit.
"I almost clogged the grinder with that sewer salmon!"
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Using an erecting penis to repeatedly bash the inside of a vagina in a pleasurable fashion.
"Sorry, I can't come to your lipstick party tomorrow as I'll be slammin' salmon at my uptown bungalow."
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the action of taking ones hands and flopping it in a motion similar to that of a salmon out of water. Can be performed between the legs and/or arms
"That was some textbook silly salmon"-Spiegs
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When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.
Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'
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Ever see a beached salmon flopping on the shore, trying to find its way back into the water? Well, go up to that salmon and kiss it on the lips. give it a sniff? Smell familiar? Commonly called vaginosis, salmon-pussy is equally dangerous to the nose and to the mouth.
"That bitch's cooter smells like a decaying fish. She gots salmon-pussy, yo!"
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When a girl is giving a man a blow job and resist to let him cum in her mouth.He quickly smacks her across the face with a burnt salmon knocking her out...then he finishes the job in her mouth
Heather was afraid of getting jizzed on so Jon gave her the burnt salmon
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