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When a group of guys gather in the same room and and have a race to see who can masturbate the fastest. The last one to finish loses.
Similar to a circle jerk, in that a bunch of guys are gathering in the same room jerking off, but its not gay or anything because your in a circle jerking *yourself* off.
We had a submarine race the other day and Johnny had to clean up afterwards.
A submarine race isn't gay or anything like a circle jerk, its just a competition...duh.
Keep your eyes closed until you're done, fag, this is a submarine race not a circle jerk.
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1. Useless, worthless
2. To cause someone to lose hope; To disapoint; Burst your bubble
1. I don't think she should be on our team. She's a screen door on a submarine.
2. (From the Venture Bros.)
Hank: Aww come on, let me at 'em, Brock! I probably know Judo! How many of those guys can make the same boast?!
Brock: No.
Hank: Why must you be the screen door on my submarine, Brock?
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A game commonly played in the UK for it's extreme banter and social skills
There are 2 ways to play this game, solo or duo.
Solo play;
The player fills the bathtub up to the brim with water and shits in the bath tub and has to decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If you choose to vote for the boat you think that it will be a floater, if you choose submarine it will explore the deep underwater mysteries of your bath tub. If you guess incorrectly of whether it's going to sink or swim you have to lay in the bath till said boat/submarine disolves.
Duo play;
Two players both sit on the brim of the bath whilst the bath is fulled with water, both players drop their load into the bath and decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If chosen incorrectly the player that guessed incorrectly puts on their scuba diving gear and gets ready to discover some treasures.
Man we played Boats v Submarines last night, I lost and got coated in shit.
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Sex of submarines
Wow they're having submarine sex
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When you go to take a dump, and it is so lengthy that it bottoms out in the toilet bowl, so you must lift yourself up off the toilet seat to complete it.
I had to shit so bad when I got home, that I let out a New Jersey Submarine. I had to stand up in order to finish it. Boy, did it stink too.
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when having relations with a female, you urinate in your partner and then proceed to throw into the ocean.
Tommy Lee so should have given Pamela Anderson a yellow submarine that video.
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URINATING WHILST COPULATED CAUSING YOUR THROBBING MEMBER TO BE IMMERSED IN YOUR OWN STEAMING ORDURE.
KATIE WAS TAKEN ABACK BY JOSH'S IMPETUOUS IMPLEMENTATION OF THE YELLOW SUBMARINE.
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