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The blood that pours out of a girls' ass onto your "hot dog" when you fuck her too hard.
I could tell she hasn't done anal before from all the ass ketchup on my dick
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When your period is heavier than expected and it climbs up inbetween your ass cheeks.
I have a serious case of ass ketchup right now.
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Widely believed to have been invented by Sir Isaac Newton after a detailed study of male sexual arousal, the ketchup packet involves the caressing twist of a man's testicles until they burst. Often, the scene can resemble a McDonald's after a five year old threw a ketchup packet against the wall. A 2005 survey estimated that over 9000 American males have had their testicles surgically reattached so that they could once again experience the joy of a ketchup packet.
"Hey Jimbo, this hamburger needs a little of your personal flavor. How about we bust a ketchup packet?"
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A Ketchup Taco is when a woman is eaten out while she is on the rag. A Ketchup Taco can either be given or received.
"Oh damn, did you hear about Brandon getting that Ketchup Taco?"
"Yeah, I heard that, but he got her back by giving her the Clown Face."
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the term used in gay bars and restaurants to refer to ranch dressing
I'd like a side of fries with lesbian ketchup.
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When a girl loses her virginity she bleeds and when the man ejaculates his cum is white hence ketchup and mayonnaise.
I lost my virginity. We made some ketchup and Mayonnaise
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a girl's vagina while on her period
Guy 1: You hit that last night? I though she was on her period?
Guy 2: Dude, I don't care. I taxed that ketchup mit.
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