File Transfer

A Computing Science Euphemism for ejaculation. This is where a man climaxes from sexual pleasure and sends the files flying out of his penis.

Derived from the act of transferring a file from a USB stick onto a computer through inserting it into a USB Port.

I had a good rhythm, but then the file transfer happened prematurely on my end

transfer surfing

superhighways that have collector lanes and express lanes use transfer lanes to move from collectors to express and vice versa. These lanes are designed to be used to transfer only, then move into the traffic lanes of the collectors or express as appropriate. Some drivers attempt to improve their travel time by staying in the transfer lanes, thus moving from collectors to express, then back to collectors, then to express, and so on.

This driver thinks he's getting places faster by transfer surfing

dick transference

The phenomenon of when reading sex definitions on urban dictionary leads to the inevitable craving of sex

I was sitting in class reading sex terms on urban dictionary and realized how badly I was suffering from dick transference.

Stock transfer

When one gay guy poops into another mans butt hole.

Rhys performed a stock transfer on his boyfriend last night.

Heat and Mass Transfer

An extremely nerdy euphemism for masturbation. Used mostly by engineering students.

Student #1: "Hey man what are your plans for tonight."
Student #2: "Nothing much. Just gonna study and then some quick Heat and Mass Transfer. Same as always."

Transference

Transferring feelings you have for a significant person in your life to someone who reminds you of that person. An example of this is when you meet someone who reminds you of your father and you transfer the feelings you have for your father to that person.

Transference is a defense mechanism according to my therapist

Spicy transfer

When you are trying to have sex with a girl but her vagina is too blown out even for the Holland Snuggie (see definition), you decide to take it to the back door. Unknown to you she recently had Chipotle. While doing her from behind a spicy transfer occurred when a jalapeño seed from her poop shoot made it into your dick hole causing a shooting pain through your pickle.

Last night was the last time I will ever pick up a random piece after Taco Tuesday because after 5 minutes of anal a spicy transfer occurred.