ur mom not gay

The ultimate compliment. If you use this on another mortal it will cure them of all illnesses.

Blake: Ur mom not gay
Dead Person: *Literally rises from the grave and hugs him for curing his death*

ur mom gay

ur mom gay: A term originating all the way back to the prehistoric times. It’s an ancient relic that translates to “I don’t like you”. This phrase takes your dislike for someone to the next level.

Alfredo: Your hair looks dumb, kid.
Me: Hey Alfredo, ur mom gay.

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ur mom gæ

The best 8 year old insult used to counter

Hay dad Ur Mom Gæ

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ur mom giey

an underrated meme that i love; typically replied to with “no u” or “ur grannys a tranny”

“u know what? ur mom giey.”
“no u,, ur grannys a tranny”

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ur mom gay

ur mom gay

jake: you suck at m i n e c r a f t
jack: no u
jake: ur mom gay
jack: *ruptures brain and fucking dies*

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ur mom straight

The opposite of ur mom gay. It is used as an ultimate comeback and will insult anybody no matter what, or make them laugh.

Chad: ur mom gay
Brett: ur dad lesbian
Chad: ur granny tranny
Brett: ur grandpap a trap
Chad: ur dads ur mom
Brett: ur moms ur dad
Chad: UR MOM STRAIGHT
Brett: *The molecules collapse within and Brett dissolves into a puddle of human which is then drunk by Chad, making Chad two humans as once, living on both within his mortal coil.

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Ur mom a virgin

Worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur grandma a tranny, ur grandpap a trap, combined. if this is said to you you just fucking die end of story this is the worst insult you could ever say

Reese: ur mom gay

Peyton: ur mom a virgin

Reese: fucking explodes and dies from embarrassment