vitamin T

Tomato sauce, the staple of any down under mealtime

"Hey bazza, pass the vitamin T!"

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Vitamin Q

A vitamin so elusive it's found in the subtle recesses of the alphabet... Also the secret ingredient used to make gatorade, clones and Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was little, he overdosed on Vitamin Q, and became the man he is today.

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Vitamin M

Slang expression for the Maker's Mark Manhattan, the whiskey-based cocktail, which in this case, is specifically made with Maker's Mark bourbon. For some people the Maker's Mark Manhattan has the effect of stimulating lively conversation and artistic creativity; thus, it is considered to have a beneficial effect on the body and the mind in the tradition of a good vitamin.

I need to take my Vitamin M first, and then I'll call you.

cocktail, bourbon, whiskey, makers

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vitamin p

nepotism, as in jobbery.

In order to get the job, all you need is some vitamin p.

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vitamin licker

a person (generally a man) who gains sexual pleasure from grotesqly and pervertedly licking everyday objects.

When Paul ran his tongue up and down the coat rack, everyone thought to themselves, "That Paul, he sure is one sick vitamin licker."

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Vitamin E

A dose of Erica through sexual activities proven to diminish anxiety, stress and negative mood. Ask your sponsor before trying vitamin E. Be careful when taking vitamin E with expectations of commitment or love.

Rub some vitamin E on it.

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Vitamin G

Greasy food, deep fried heaven, dripping manna

I go to Waffle House at least once a month for a dose of Vitamin G.

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