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A guy who makes a lot of women think here's in love with them all @ the same time.
Jared:
"hey baby i love you"
Alexis:
"i love you too"
Jared:
"I love you boo"
Kirstin:
"i love you too jared, im glad you my one and only"
Jared:
"i love you beautiful"
Other 45 billion girls:
"I love you too jared"
Alexis, Kirstin:
" WTF JARED!!!! UR SUCH A WOMANIZER"
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someone who identifies as a woman
1: did you see that super helpful definition of a woman?
2: hell yeah man, urban dictionary is the best
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A man who's got good game, good manners, knows how to ACT like a gentleman, and even seems to have a sweet vulnerable side. He wants to know ALL about you. All to get you in bed. Then he can't wait for you to leave. He will tell you he's been "hurt" by those other women, how he longs for love. He may even appear to be in a real relationship with you, calling regularly and spending time with your family. But all the while he is flirting around town or even on a dating site, lining up other potential others in case he changes his mind about you - or you wise up to the fact that you're just going to be another in a VERY long string of women he has put his penis into. If it seems like he's giving you a line, he is - one that he has used on MANY others before. It keeps working for him, so he's never going to change. And he will die alone and lonely, as all womanizers eventually do.
Sal Lilienthal is just such a womanizer.
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How serious guys address crazy people
Your mind's gone, woman
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A thing that god put on the earth to serve its Man in full by giving him food and sex whenever he says so. Often referred to as "Bitch" or "Ho"
1. Hey bitch! Get back in the kitchen.
2. Come here and suck my dick bitch!
3. I had to put down my woman yesterday.
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