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Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.
Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere
A station wagon purchased from a woman of African decent off of Craigslist that is infused heavily with stray pieces of her old weave.
Man, Bill's new car is a total weave wagon!
"I'd smoke that skin wagon".
"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".
"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"
Trap someone under the covers and release vile ass fumes!
Trap Skyler under the covers and farted and he threw up after I cover wagon him
A four-wheel drive vehicle used in an urban environment.
Do you think that guy had to engage four-wheel drive to get his idiot wagon up on the footpath?
Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.
"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
A sexual position in which a males partner must pull his penis like the handle of a wagon. Once proper grip is executed, his partner is to pull him across the room while wiggling violently until proper arousal is a achieved.
My wife gave me the best Wagon Wiggles last night.