"I'd smoke that skin wagon".
"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".
"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"
When your girlfriend nags you for an extended period of time.
She nagged me so long I felt like I was on the naggin' wagon.
for starters a wagon is a phenomenal ass, a cake wagon then equates to a phenomenal ass on a hot chick.
holy shit you see that wagon? yeah that bitch was hot, hell of a cake wagon.
Wagon day is an international holiday celebrated on September 30th, 2037. This international holiday was created by our beloved Eret.
"Hey! Who made Wagon Day?"
"Oh that was Eret!"
A four-wheel drive vehicle used in an urban environment.
Do you think that guy had to engage four-wheel drive to get his idiot wagon up on the footpath?
Trap someone under the covers and release vile ass fumes!
Trap Skyler under the covers and farted and he threw up after I cover wagon him
Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.
{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪