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The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".
Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!
Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.
A master whaler. One who is proficient enough to make their career out of teaching others the art of whaling. The best of the best have the life long ambition of landing Moby Dick.
I can't believe you took advice from Bill Davies. You need a pick up artist dude. Not some fucking whaling instructor
To freeze ones semen in an ice cube tray, and serve it as ice cubes with cold Vodka.
“I typically chew gum after I have a couple of Whale Blubbers”
1. An morbidly obese prostitute
1.Man I: "Whale Ho!"
Woman I: "Did somebody just call me a whale?"
Man I: "And a ho!"
The logo of the microblogging service Twitter, displayed prominently on its error page signifying server overload. Fail Whale is a common occurrence.
I wanted to submit twits for this day, but all I got was a Fail Whale.
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Fat white woman or a group of fat women. Also known as a pool of fat white women. Beluga whales always roll in groups.
Billy: Damn, look at all them fat white girls.
Steve: Shit, those is some Beluga Whales. AKA B-Dubs.
Billy: Well them B-Dubs is lookin' at me like they wanna eat me.
Steve: They must be hungry.
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Large Creatures to have evolved into feminists and try to mate at anti Trump rails with there screams of hate.
Man she's a big Beluga Whale I have never encountered one so up close, I was afraid she was going to accuse me of rape.
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