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(v) The act of taking a desirable woman to be your wife.
Man 1 "Dude, she's smart, pretty, nice and likes beer and football, I totally gotta wife her up"
Man 2 "That's a great wife up. Solid find"
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A look from your wife that stops you dead in your tracks.
I was going to do a keg stand at last year's Fourth of July party, until Susan gave me the old Wife Eye.
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n. like a gold digger, but this woman's specific intent was to land a pro-athlete. Often attempt "unplanned" pregnancies to land their victims/husbands. Found in large quantities in Paradise Valley and Scottsdale, Arizona, especially at Fashion Square Mall.
She's only screwing him because he got drafted by the team. She's so trying to be a baseball wife.
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A girl that you use for personal pleasures, but only for one night
A "wife for the night" is also known as a one-night stand
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1. The process of meeting and seducing married women who are out on errands or other business originally of a non-intimate purpose. This would involve taking married women home who one met spontaneously at a club, grocery store or online at a site that is not focused on dating or sexuality.
2. Havining ones wife sexually taken unexpectedly by another man with no prior planning.
Mrs. Peterson went to the store to get some groceries, but ended up getting wife jacked and found herself in the back of a SUV with some young guy she met in produce.
Doug thought his better half was out running errands but in fact she had met an old friend from college and had unknowingly been wife-jacked.
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A young, attractive woman married to an older, more powerful man.
His role in the relationship is to be her sugar daddy and provide her with power and material wealth. Hers, beyond providing sex, is to remind others that he is powerful or rich enough to be desirable to such a woman despite his age and thus to serve as a marker of this status -- hence the "trophy" part. A specialized type of gold digger.
My asshole ex-husband went out and got himself a trophy wife as soon as he made partner.
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A cheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please
My wife took the fucking kids, I'm seriously considering suicide, nigga!
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