laser pendulum

A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.

No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-

The guy who wrote that just died.

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Jewish Space Laser

An unusual devise used to claim the foreskin of uncircumcised mens. resembles a lightsaber and runs off of the foreskin of unconseting men. used so if the rabbi sneezes during the castration the child will not loose his shlong

*bright light flashes in the sky*

Idiot 1: Guys!! a Jewish Space Laser!
Idiot 2: They just castrated all the men in the northern hemisphere!!!!
idiot 3: glad i'm circumcised!
all idiots: guffaw

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Raptor Laser Jesus

It is essentially Raptor Jesus with a mounted helmet laser.

Did you see that!?

See what?

Raptor Laser Jesus!

You mean Raptor Jesus?

*FaicPalm*

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tx3 laser turbo

I very beasty 4cyl Turbo vechile created in the mid 1980s to mid 1990s from the Mazda B6T engine and onwards to the BPT found in the similar production, 323/Familia.

Made in FWD and 4WD models, the TX3 (and 323/Familia) were the "WRX" of their time, triumphing in various rally's and races.

It's sleek look and outrageous power provides an excellence in a sleeper category, leaving many other similar cars left behind.

Wayne Kerr was upset as he was beaten by that pimped TX3 Laser Turbo.

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Laser Tag Theory

The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.

Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.

Oh damn about time! How was it?

I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.

Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you

brown laser beam

liquefied shit

my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam

the sun is a deadly laser

a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land

Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket