Wizard's Sleeve

A loose, wrinked vagina resembling the sleeve opening of the stereotypical Wizard's cloak.

"I would date her but she's a bit old for me. She could be hiding a Wizard's sleeve down there."

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Wizard Stick

Drinking game in which the empty beer is taped to the bottom of the full beer for every can dranken until it creates a staff. Subnotes: 1) A good way to gage how drunk everyone is 2) When the Wizard Stick is long enough you can play limbo 3) It's real awkward when your Wizard Stick is too long 4) You can cheers girls (or dudes...) from across the room 5) Have you seen Lord of the Rings? Yes....? Me to. Enjoy, this game is fun!...(hello theo, its me theo and i am drunk, sweet!)

Hello Gandolf, nice Wizard Stick.

Hold on, I'm washing my Wizard Stick.

Sorry, I didn't mean to touch you with my huge Wizard Stick.

Who wants to wrap my Wizard Stick with tape?

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Wizards cuff

Particularly baggy vaginal outer lips.

" She had a clout like a wizards cuff!"

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wizard's cloak

long unshorn female pubic hair.

Her wizard's cloak was glorious.

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wizard time

Wizard time refers to arriving late (or early), in a friendly manner of exaggerated self importance.

"The party starts any time after six, but arrive on wizard time if you like."

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to." Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Dir. Peter Jackson. New Line Cinema, 2001.

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Wizard Slave

One who accepts one's request's for magical under-robe requests.

Bring forth my wizard slave and have him cusp thy whimsical sack of sorcery, and hold rigid mine pole of prophecy within the dark enchantments of thine under-robes

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wizard shit

the inexplainable stuff that happens randomly

wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there

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