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Clays Law of Yo Mama

As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with

Zach: Your mom gey

Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with

by Crazycharger September 16, 2021


Obama yo mama

The act of eating a load of vegatables enough for your shit to get really hard and bulky and then take somebody of you don’t like’s mom, squat over their face and start pushing your shit out really hard while repeating “YES WE CAN!!!!! YES WE CAN!!!!”

Person to someone they don’t like: “Hey bitch I’m gonna obama yo mama you better watch out yo window tonight or else you gon catch me obamaing yo momma

by Acidmofo September 18, 2023

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Yo Mama font

Another way of saying "kurokane"

Lois Griffin: Peter, please stop!
Peter Griffin: I am a Yo Mama font! Just let me destroy things already!

by alf2003 January 8, 2025


Yo Mama Comment Section

On Youtube, a comment section where three go to post horrible "roasts" that give me cancer.

Just went to the 'yo mama comment section', and I think I have diabetes now.

by OffcenterGridd October 31, 2019


Yo Mama’s Mattress

A raggedy sleeper silverado with squeaky steering.

I see ‘Yo Mama’s Mattress’ at ‘The People’s Track’!

by htx_whiterice on Insta March 22, 2021


word for yo mama

Um like bro naanannanaanannananananannananananananananana

it isnr word for yo mama hey DIE

by DONEVEN May 6, 2020


YO MAMA 69

The war cry of absolute meme lords.

To be said while dabbing, T-posing, going full-on unholy creature, or derping. Bonus points if you make this a war cry in Miitopia.

Charlie the 12 year old rager, while playing Minecraft: Khan, you fracking rear end! I’m gonna murder your guy so bad, you absolute mothefu-
Khan: YO MAMA 69!!!
Charlie: …Wtf?

by Scratchykit August 22, 2023