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Fracking

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012

2516πŸ‘ 613πŸ‘Ž


Fracking

A new way of extracting oil from shale deposits via hydraulic fracturing. Unfortunately whoever came up with the name never saw Battlestar Galactica.

Have you heard about the fracking they're doing for oil? I don't think prices are high enough for me to start fracking people for it.

by WarHighlander February 23, 2011

582πŸ‘ 226πŸ‘Ž


Fracking

The process of injecting semen at high-pressure into butt cavity to extract gas and/or turds. Frequently used to relieve constipation.

Subject 1: Babe, I’m so constipated.

Subject 2: Don’t worry I’ll give you a good fracking tonight. Frack that shit right out of you.

by Poopsnot Alot May 25, 2019

58πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Fracking

The act of assaulting a toilet with explosive liquid diarrhea.

Chris I think the sushi I ate last night was bad. I've been fracking the toilet all morning.

by jhizzle819 August 26, 2014

65πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Fracking

Inserting a penis into a butthole of someone with lots of farts inside of them. To help relieve gas.

My girlfriend is really gassy, so we’re going to do some fracking to release that ass gas.

by HamBacon December 22, 2021

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Fracking

v.

1. A process that results in the creation of fractures in rocks. The fracturing is done from a wellbore drilled into reservoir rock formations to increase the rate and ultimate recovery of oil and natural gas. Small scale operations are already taking place within farming communities.

2. The actual affect upon the environment from the extraction of gas from the ground as demonstrated in the documentary Gasland.

v. intr.

1. To be screwed over.

1.

An energy company has offered me $100, 000 to do some fracking in my backyard.

2.
Josh Fox's Gasland really shows how big energy companies are fracking both the environment and rural communities.

or,

(Person 1) "Did you hear about that fracking accident in Pennsylvania?"

(Person 2) "Yeah, that thing is really fracking all those poor farmers' drinking water."

by billybobboy April 21, 2011

53πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Fracking

Fracking was originally defined as another term for hydraulic fracturing, a hazardous method of extracting oil and natural gas by fracturing rock beneath earth's surface and injecting chemicals into it. There is scientific evidence that this practice can cause earthquakes by lubricating faults, and contaminating clean water. Chris Christie notably vetoed a ban on this practice.

Now fracking is defined for what it is and the people who support it, stupid, ignorant, dumb, fat, and Chris Christie.

Plus, fracking closely resembles the word f*&#ing...because that's what people get when people frack.

Q: Why can't a fracking blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

by anonymous00000000000000 October 24, 2013

18πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž