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You owe me one

It's an English phrase to be used when you want the other person to know that they owe you something after you did something for them, usually either in the form of respect, or a favour.

Josh : Hey man thanks for saving my ass that day.

John : You owe me one for that bruv.

by MetalArachnoid1331 October 28, 2022

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Hooker you need me

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.

Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...

by Skwhirl May 16, 2013

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why you bully me

a meme in fortnite known by many. often used when one player trolls another player in the game.

why you bully me, timmy?

by afromyke December 2, 2018

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are you fucking me seriously?

A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.

Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.

A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"

"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"

by tinkmobile June 21, 2009

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you give me gas

To irritate or exasperate

Me: What do you want to eat?
Him: Food....
Me: ugh, you give me gas sir!

by Paducah April 12, 2017

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Are you fucking with me

It's like are you kidding me, but more extreme

Lauren is walking and steps in dog shit and yells are you fucking with me

by jewelsd October 15, 2019


you had me at hello

Shut up i wanna fuck, even if it is in front of all these whiny ass divorced bitches. Just put it in my ass right now, Jerry! (From the retarded movie Jerry McGuire)

I asked this blonde girl at the club if she wanted a drink and she said "You had me at hello". I had my dick in her ass before I got the car started.

by bohits January 28, 2004

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