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Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.
1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."
2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."
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A small man that often partakes in adventure, usually of homosexual orientation.
“Where is he?”
“He’s off being an adventurous hobbit in France”
“That sounds gay”
The dickhead volunteer editors that dont approve your new word!
Those hobbit mongers didn’t approve my word.
When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.
"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"
Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.
"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."
IF A BITCH GOT HOBBIT FEET GET THOSE CLIPPERS AND GO TO CLIPPING THOSE NAILS.
**looks at hobbit feet, thinks about sucking them**
The act of curling your toes to grab a penis to grip it, and then biting the tip of the penis.
Oh, Did you see that Ellie was hobbiting Danny? That shit is freaky!