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Luigi

A known convicted drug addict that is disguised as a plumber protecting the mushroom kingdom. He assassinates mushrooms and has been caught 7 times. 4 of those times were for vandalism. He is wanted and is very harmful to all the mushroom kingdom residents. If you see his iconic green cap, with a L decal on the front, run to the nearest phonebooth and contact your loved ones; for he will murder you upon exit of the booth. rip your organs out of your chest, specifically your liver, and sell them to your family. He cannot be persuaded or moved; he will get back up and kill you anyway.

Goomba: Oh. My. FUCKING GOD! IS THAT LUIGI AND HIS BROTHER MARIO!?
Koopa: Oh shit, he is eating the mushrooms again! Call 911!
Goomba: I don't have hands!
Koopa: And I don't have a phone!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BoxCat6769 February 14, 2022


Luigi

Son of Waluigi also known as jesus

"have you prayed to our lord and savior luigi yet?"
"DAMN i forgot"

by SoyyBeen November 13, 2018


Luigi

A very sad brother next to Mario's shadow

Mario is better then Luigi

by Luigi is the best brother June 20, 2020


Luigi

A brother of a plumber who has more respect and fame than himself. Also retired and isn’t a plumber anymore so he’s broke now.

Hello Mario, I’m Luigi and-

by The guy who’s dying right now February 17, 2021


Luigi

Luigi created the world in 1979, from absolutely anything, but 3 grapes.

For the love of Luigi the creator

by Master Ooway 00001 November 21, 2019


Luigi

An emerging slang term used to imply killing or assassinating someone, derived from the name “Luigi Mangione,” who was allegedly involved in the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. The phrase “to Luigi someone” or “pull a Luigi Mangione” is often seen on social media where users substitute it for more direct language around violence or murder. Despite sometimes being employed humorously or hyperbolically, its connotation remains highly threatening, referring specifically to lethal harm.

“If he doesn’t pay up, I’m gonna Luigi him.”

“Someone about to Luigi that guy soon, it’ll be the top post on this app.”

by KrusinDave December 27, 2024


Luigi

An emerging slang term used to imply killing or assassinating someone, derived from the name “Luigi Mangione,” who was allegedly involved in the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. The phrase “to Luigi someone” or “pull a Luigi Mangione” is often seen on social media where users substitute it for more direct language around violence or murder. Despite sometimes being employed humorously or hyperbolically, its connotation remains highly threatening, referring specifically to lethal harm.

“If he doesn’t pay up, I’m gonna Luigi him.”

“Someone about to Luigi that guy soon, it’ll be the top post on this app.”

by KrusinDave December 27, 2024