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Noun: A friend that you flirt with, even though you would never date him/her, a practice crush so you're prepared when you actually have one.
When Simon was my flirt friend and I practiced on him so much that some of my friends thought we were actually dating.
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a pathalogical flirt is someone who flirts without even realizing they're doing so, or they possibly think that it's all right.
Boyfriend: you were flirting with steve!
Girlfriend: no i was not
Boyfriend: then what do you call grabbing his ass?!
Girlfriend: well that's definately not flirting!!
Boyfriend: whatever, you're such a pathalogical flirt
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To flirt with someone to get something out of them and then ditching them.
Alicia was an expert at flirt and divert. She'd approach a guy at the bar, flirt with him all night so long as he paid for the drinks, and then left towards the end of the night when he went to the bathroom.
"I'm going to give her a ride home but she wants to stop at the gas station first."
"Dude, it's just flirt and divert, she's done it at every party I've seen her at. She's going to ask you for some smokes and then will run up a huge tab. The second you pull up she'll jump out and run up to her apartment without so much as a thank you."
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When a guy is flirting with someone that isn't his girlfriend or his crush but is doing it in a nice way.
Is jake friendly flirting with that girl over there?
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A fart made during sex. it's NOT hott.
She made a flirt-fart after the first hour of sex.
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When someone is hitting on you (HARD) and you're shooting them down everytime and ruining "sweet" moments and trying your hardest to help them get the picture that you're NOT interested.
When done successfully...this will either:
(a) turn them off to you altogether
(b) break their heart completely
(c) make them think "Eh, ain't worth it I'm not gettin' any."
Don't be afraid to really hit 'em hard...if you're not harsh enough they might confuse it for playing hard-to-get and get even more turned on and clingy.
This process can be done with insults, firebacks. and just plain bitterness.
*Reverse flirts are great for creepers(most of the time)!
UNSUCCESSFUL RF-
Random Joe: Well if it isn't my beauitful moon flower!
Hot Donna: Well if it isn't that talking lump of ick from under my bed.
Random Joe: Hey I'd wait under your bed anyday babe :)
Hot Donna: GO DIE NOW!!
Random Joe: I like 'em fiesty
Hot Donna: Must be why you like your mom so much.
Random Joe: Well she does bake up a mean batch of--
Hot Donna: DON'T SAY IT SICKO. D:<
Random Joe: You know, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were trying to reverse flirt with me...
Hot Donna: Please! Know no better...know WORSE!
Random Joe: Naw you totally dig me.
Hot Donna: D'X#
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When a person (usually a guy) joins a religious group (usually Christian) so he can date the wholesome people of the opposite gender (usually girls).
Also the response to flirt to convert
I want to date wholesome Christian girls. Guess I need to convert to flirt.
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