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When your girlfriend smells like a locker room or is at least trying to cover up the stench of her infidelity unsuccessfully.
I caught a whiff of that unforgettable aroma, you know that whore again thot smell.
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An absolute masterpiece of a song
You:hey google whats the best Kanye song
Google:never see me again
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A phrase used to dismiss people who have made an error, or have said something incorrectly.
"Omg I love bread, it's so spicy"
"Um, try again sweetie."
"Wait, wuh"
"Buh bye"
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A phrase used when you find yourself outsmarted by wikipedia.
"I just edited some wiki articles as a joke.....They reverted them back less than a second later, you win again wikipedia!"
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Prom night. Tears on Vitch's face. Lass' hand held firmly... by a women. Two x chromosomes was all it took. Vitch cried until he could no longer produce tears, only blood. But Lass would come around. No matter how dire the situation, a positive occurrence must follow.
"Dude, I crashed my car yesterday! I wanna cry!"
"It's okay bro! Lass will love Vitch again!"
Lass' lips may have been tainted by that of a female, but no matter. Lass will love Vitch again!
The call by medical personnel to half-hearted pro-Trump politicians in a number of red states that have started to witness a rise in corona infection in spite of the fact that more people are continually being vaccinated—a “proof” that vaccination doesn’t prevent infection or reinfection, and that mask-wearing is a necessary irritation until the population achieves herd immunity.
Should “Make Masks Mandatory Again” be elevated or promoted to an official slogan to educate patriots and conspiracists that they’d still wear a mask in public squares, especially when it’s difficult to practice social distancing in a crowded space?
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An event that's happening again, come on, surely you knew that?
"Brayden brought the matches to the petrol station, here we go again"
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