Agent Orange

Vladimir Putin's top operative in the United States. Know in American as Donald Trump.

Putin: We no longer have to try to destroy capitalism. We have Agent Orange installed as President of the United States to do it.

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agent crimson

a girls period when its at its heaviest

i would have eaten her out but agent crimson was there

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Agent Tommy

My little brother's screenname. He's an 11-year-old who is apparently very 1337 online. In real life, he's an arse, and a nerd, and an annoyance.

"Heehee doody doo 1337 DDR master haha DEEDLEDEEDLEDOO I make annoying noises haha no friends wee!" - Agent Tommy

I punched him.

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Agent provocateur

shit-stirrer

Milo Yiannopoulos is an Agent provocateur; he doesn't seem to really have an objective opinion, only says things to piss people off and thereby increase his notoriety. While some of the things he says do seem quite rational and logical, he merely repeats other people's controversial ideas.

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agent 47

While you're taking a girl from behind....

YOU PULL OUT SOME CHEESE-WIRE AND FUCKING CUT HER HEAD OFF!!!

So I was fucking your mom last night and I tried out the Agent 47. Now all she can give is DEEEEP throat.

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Double agent

Double agent is the guy you don’t want to leave your 2 year old around. Although he looks like a genuine guy there is something darker under his pedo mustache and shaggy long hair. He has an obsession with male genitalia and will do anything to get his hands on your cherries. He will also go to extreme lengths to fill you up with laxatives just so he can film you while your ass explodes on the toilet. If you spend a night with a double agent it is very likely that you have been left a note saying the condom broke along with multiple male genitalia drawings on your face. He is usually found in his natural habitat around the yellow bin out the front of your house waiting for a red head to walk past so he can enslave him for picking lemons. These lemons can usually be found with caleb nowland at the Aus open

Girl 1 - omg I met a double agent last night

Girl 2 - omg no way he must be so good

(At the end of the day)
Girl 1 - ( realizes the drawings on her face and reads note)

Also Girl 1- ( cant get off toilet becuase if the high strength laxatives)

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Secret Agent

A person employed by a foreign government or organization who is sent to secretly obtain and steal information while remaining undetected.

The police officer was discovered to be a secret agent who had remained undetected for months and was going to try to infiltrate the FBI.

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