mainstream alternative

Any music that is not classical, rap, rock, pop, or indie.

That music isn't mainstream, but it's not really indie either. It's mainstream alternative.

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alternative lifestyle

Being gay.

He lives an alternative lifestyle *cough* hes gay *cough*

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Queen Of alternative

Billie Eilish the new queen of alternative with a no. #1 and can actually chart unlike lana (eg. COCC out after 4 weeks💀💀 )

Lana who? Billie Eilish Queen of alternative

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alternative school

a school that they basically put you in if your a foster kid, been takin off your meds, or if your on probation. (im in it)

jim: hey man, how come i dont see you in school anymore?

Jake: iv'e, ahhh... been sick..?

Jim: your in alternative school, arent you?

Jake: yeah...yeah, i am :/

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Alternative Rock

A musical genre that is basically a "grab-bag" of very different styles of Rock that because very popular in the mid-90's. The genre is totally useless. If you're going to put shit like Nickleback or (post 80's) Metallica into the same genre with great bands like Tool or Fuel, then why even bother catagorizing in the first place?

Mike: So what kinda' music do you like?
Fred: Mostly alternative rock stuff.
Mike: Oh, cool. So you like Local H and Tool too?
Fred: Actually, I was talking about Puddle of Mudd.
Mike: ... Fuck you.

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alternative music

Popular rock music that is so void and generic, it can't fit into a sub-category.

Acoustic guitar? Repetetive drum beat? Generic, android-like vocalist? This must be alternative music!

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Alternative Universe

An alternative universe is a combination of getting a blow job while taking a dump (blumpkin), getting a massage, eating a sandwich, watching a good movie, being on heroin, reading a newspaper, and winning the lottery.

Only a few man in the world ever had an alternative universe, they're so lucky.

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