I don't know

A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop.

"So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?"
"I don't know."
"OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?"
"I don't know."
"OK, NEXT!"

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I don't know

The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!

Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.

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I Don't Know

The answer you get from about every 6 year old...

Mom : Johnny apples or bannanas?

Johnny : I don't know!

i know where you're coming from

"You're a stupid piece of shit and I can relate to how upset you are, because you're pissing me off right now..."

"Our website clearly stated that the item wouldn't ship until Monday, but I know where you're coming from..."

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I don't know

The Universal Answer to all questions.

What's 2+2?
I don't know.

Are you gay?
I don't know.

Wanna have sex?
I don't know.

Ching Chong Egg Roll?
I don't know.

You like Urban Dictionary?
I don't know.

Why do you keep saying I don't know?
I don't know.

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I Don't know

When you really don't wanna talk to someone, hit them with an I don't know. Or if you really don't know, then hit them with an I don't know too.

Slobeater66-- What's our homework?

Bitchslapper69--I don't know

Slobeater66--K

I don't know if

A passive aggressive way to avoid actually asking a question directly.

Also: A passive aggressive technique to make an assertion, give direction, make a suggestion.

I don't know if you're going to take out the trash. It's in the garage.

I don't know if you like your shoes with that outfit.

I don't know if you wanted that chicken sauce on your shirt.

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