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When a male is positioned in such a way that his genitals are visible through either one or both of his pant legs. This phenomenon usually occurs in the event that the aforementioned male has donned shorts, however there have been other cases.
-In this example, john is positioned across from steve who is in repose on his bed.
John: Bro, I've totally got an angle fer dangle right now
Steve: Well then fuckin smang that jawn
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a non-existent theorem in geometry that you can use to piss your teacher off.
student: do we have to know the angle side side theorem for the test?
teacher: i think you mean angle angle side.
student: geometry can kiss my angle side side.
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While receiving a hand job, a girl takes your dick and snaps it forming a right angle. The ultimate combination of pleasure and pain.
My girlfriend gave me a bloody right angle. I had to get the protractor to see if it was legit.
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The type of photos fat women use in their facebook and online dating profiles. A picture taken from above the head at an angle that deceptively hides how massive the cow really is.
Leonard: Hey Josh, look at this chick on e-harmony! She is a real looker! I got a date with her this weekend!
Josh: Nah dude, don't mean to disappoint you, but check the angle of the shot- taken from up-high and to the left... total fatty using thin angle photography to hide the mass. Her face ain't bad though.
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A person so bad looking that no matter what angle that they attempt to take a picture of themselves from, they still look trollish.
Bored out of my mind at work, I decided to surf the personals on craigslist. I can't believe how bad some of the photos were that were posted. Might have been better for a few of them to omit the photo and leave it up to the imagination. One of the women I came across was just plain scary...She was myspace angle ugly, there was no way she'd get a good picture of herself.
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Field artillery slang. High angle primers are a nonexistent item that is used to trick rookies. Often used to send unsuspecting rookies on a wild goose chase.(Regular artillery primers work at low and high angles, so there is no high-angle version of them).
"Go down to the motor pool and ask Sergeant Williams for some high angle primers."
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when someone asks you this, typically when you are in the shower, they will be expected some sort of pic of 😏😏😏
me: "show the angles right ong"
you: *sends ab pics in the shower*
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