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When someone farts on your dick as you ejaculate during mid anal sex
Sorry, didn't mean to give you an Arizona Dust Tickle
The greatest drink known to man.
What the ancient greeks referred to as ambrosia
Oh man, a large can of Arizona Green Tea is only 99 cents!
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The largest daycare in America.
Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.
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The most AMAZING green tea in the entire world! This world would be absolutly nothing without it!
Dude that arizona green tea is love in a can!
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Where you pass a kidney stone in a girl's mouth while getting a blowjob.
Cody: "Hey guys, I just found out i have kidney stones."
Aaron: "You should give your girlfriend a Arizona Diamond Dick."
Cody: "What's that?"
Aaron: "Its where you pass a kidney stone while your girlfriend gives you head."
Cody: "That's disgusting!!"
Aaron: "I know."
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This is when a female puts two ice cubes in her Vagina and queefs in her partners face, while they are eating her out.
Babe, it's so damn hot out. Maybe you can give me an Arizona Air Conditioner tonight and we can both cool off a bit.
Satan wanted a place to torture any sinner, so he created San Luis.
Nobody knows of this town, there are never any good shows here, we have to travel far to see a good band, it's f*cking hot here, and nobody speaks English.
Nothing to do there, it shouldn't be considered a city, nor a town, nor a village.
Dude 1: San Luis, Arizona is shit.
Shit: What did I do for you to compare me to that?
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