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The art of pausing shows or movies in an appealing way to your fellow viewers (can also be performed as a solo act, but it is more fulfilling when shared with others.) The paused screen is typically an especially absurd face or gesture, but is not limited to other pleasing images such as excessive cleavage or crotch shots. Some people are natural pause artists, but if you practice you can often hone your skill.
(Beth pauses Wendy Williams mid 'how you doin' to get something to drink.)
Jordan: That's a hilarious face.
Beth: I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just a natural pause artist.
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Someone who constantly conducts in a sketchy, awkward, or down right inappropriate manner.
Wei- "Did you see drunk Matt trying to skinny dip, but tripped over his shorts and fell on his dong?"
Bert- "Yea, he's a real sketch artist."
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1) A Creative Block normally associated with artistic endeavors.
2) That moment when you're happily being creative with art and suddenly run out of inspiration.
3) Usually occurs at a time when you need all the inspiration you can.
4) A very annoying wall that shows up when you don't want it, but can sometimes leave a particularly productive streak in its wake.
5) A common representation of Artist Block is a 'usually' large stone branded, engraved, or otherwise marked with the words "artist block".
1) Damn it. This Artist Block won't let me finish my picture!
2) I was almost done with this awesome picture when Artist Block came and sucker punched me in the stomach. Now I can't seem to get the energy to finish it.
3) Person 1: Hey, how is that project you were working on?
Person 2: It was going fine until Artist Block shut the door on my muse. I haven’t seen him in weeks.
4) I finally got past my Art Block, and now I'm more productive than ever!
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A person with a bachelor's degree in political science has an honorary master's degree in the liberal art of the lie.
I never would have believed he would succeed in politics with a liberal arts degree, but I guess he was an artistic Liar.
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Someone who skillfully and willfully escapes pre-existing plans with friends or associates (see flake). Able to wriggle out of plans no matter how soon the event approaches with a perfectly sound excuse. Also characterized by the tendency of a person to ignore phone calls or text messages close to the time of said plans.
"Krystal and i were supposed to go bowling last night, but she didn't return any of my calls or texts. What a flake artist!"
"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"
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Over-emotional, "artistic" individuals. Can be characterized by wearing a lot of black, having an online blog, and being obsessed with poetry. Often have unattended psychological dissorders.
"She's not goth, she's just a tortured artist!"
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A person who is masterful at arranging threesomes or other group sex scenarios.
Hugh Hefner is the consummate sandwich artist.
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