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when a friend shows you a clip on youtube which runs too long but you have to finish the entire clip because your friend was so excited to show you
A: "Dude, I just experienced youtube awkwardness. My girlfriend just showed me a 15 min clip on the making of the Bachelor."
B: "Sucks to be you"
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its like an akward turtle or an akward palm tree
only, this is akward wilbur, and its used in the MOST AKWARD situations (:
wilbur:
all i read is sharing rooms.
michelle:
LOOOOLLL
wilbur:
then the fantasies kicked in
michelle:
O_______________O
akward
erinn:
o.o
awkward wilbur
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n. Hands that drop condoms,surgical instruments, trays of food, Nobel Prize medals etc.
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That new scrub nurse is pretty sweet.
Yeah, but I hear she has awkward paws.
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usually between sometime in middle school to high school (or if you're SUPER unlucky, college, whereas then you might just be an awkward person at that point) where you do socially unacceptable things and don't realize how unacceptable they are until you look back many years later and realize how nerdy/socially unacceptable/odd you were. symptoms include: public displays of white girls trying to act ghetto and shopping at wet seal and males with an uncanny obsession with a card/video game with fictional characters
Jenny: "Oh god, remember when Carrie dressed really ugly for that slutty sophomore Halloween party?"
Carrie: "Shut up Jenny. that was my awkward stage!"
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A sign formed by holding arms above head in a vague tent shape. The Awkward Tent is where you go to hide when things get awkward. Inside is the Good Story Basket.
In the Awkward Tent, Sam cries "Don't look at me!!"
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Noun; Part of the whole awkward "family" (i.e. Awkward Turtle). Used when someone says something awkward, and no one knows what to do. Used mostly when someone says something to try to be funny, and it doesnt work.
One makes the awkward flagpole by making fists with both hands and staking them on top of each other 3 times. On the 4th time, the hand on top opens, and the fingers start to wave and look like a flag.
My english teacher said something awkward the other day, and our class didnt know what to do, so I made the awkward flagpole and we all cracked up...except my teacher who looked at me weird.
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The natural progression of the awkward turtle.
Only one hand is needed to do the awkward jellyfish. Open your hand face down, then, mimic a jellyfish swimming, moving your hand upward as it closes.
Billy: I love you.
Jamie: Oh... That's cool.
Billy: *awkward turtle*
Bobby: *awkward jellyfish*
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