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(noun)-directed towards someone sucks cock on a regular basis.
Lisa told me I had bedroom eyes, and I told her she had bathroom lips because she has herpes around her mouth.
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Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.
1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!
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Fetish that involves urine and faecal matter.
Since Armando and Lily was so keen to try new things sexually, they considered "Bathroom Play".
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When you’re sexually attracted to watching someone use the bathroom.
Dennis:(Looks over bathroom stall) Damn, you lookin fine.
Tyler: Tf bro. You got a bathroom fetish?
Dennis: Yeah bro
Tyler: Bro, miss me with that gay shit.
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When you and a a couple of your close friends, sometimes more, drift away from the actual party to do 'other things'...aka drugs, in the bathroom. Therefor starting your own separate party in a small little fancy room next to some strangers toilet.
I mean you've got running water, nice lighting, rolled up 20's. That's enough for a nice little soiree
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Stranger: What the fuck is that banging noise coming from the bathroom?
Bathroom attendees: Don't worry, Bathroom Party, we're just nailing up picture frames *sniff* :D
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Spending an unnecessary amount of time in the bathroom to prevent your roommate from using it. This is often a subtle form of revenge for those who are unfortunate enough to live with a rude slob.
Last night, I had a bathroom bonanza around the time my roommate usually gets ready for bed. I hid out in there for an hour - showering, and getting ready for bed myself although I stayed up for hours afterward. I painted my nails for the first time in months, admired my new tattoo in the mirror and enjoyed some relaxing BBM time. Maybe now she's thinking the same thing I am... BITCH SHOULD'VE CLEANED.
a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay
dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard