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A sympathetic response to someone else's unfortunate, but unsurprising, experience (particularly at UC Berkeley).
Originally coined by the University of California Marching Band.
"Damn. I forgot to submit my selfgrade for EE16A again."
"Sorry dude, Sad Bears"
"Aww, Sad Bears. Did you see the score? It looks like Cal lost Big Game again"
A device that allows constrained relative motion between two parts using a plasma-like Goo. The bearing exploits viscous fluid properties and provides a thin membrane of Goo for frictionless motion in a desired axis.
"The Goober bearing is the technological marvel of the 21st century, it will be the standard in future Oil-Car designs."
"Don't forget to use your hand-gloves when removing the Goooober Beearing"
"Here we are! The appropriate diameter of the Goober Bearing is 92.9 92mm"
"SO you have a shaft! It requires a Goober Bearing to provide motion in the Goober elements."
a very cute bear that loves to cuddle! they are also the smallest of the bear family
oh hey look ! a cute sun bear to cuddle with!
Someone who is very crabby and angry and who makes being around them no fun. This was used on Wonkette often. YES. It's "anger bear" not "angry bear."
"Anger bear" may be the mad version of a "sad panda"
When he found out that Scott has signed the heath care bill he turned in to a full-time anger bear.
Death Bears are stuffed teddy bears and or other various stuffed animals that are left at a location where someone has died tragically - usually as the result of homicide. They are almost always affixed to a tree, utility pole, fence or street sign near or at the crime scene using nails, wire, twine, string, or ribbon.
Death Bears are often accompanied by empty liquor, beer, wine or champagne bottles including, but not limited to, 1800 Silver Tequila, Grey Goose Vodka, Seagram's Vodka, Skyy Vodka, New Amsterdam Vodka, Remy Martin, Hennessey, Moet, Boone's Farm, Steel Reserve 211, Magnum and Colt 45. Custom made "Rest-In-Peace" (R.I.P.) style t-shirts bearing the victim's photo, candles, balloons, personal knick-knacks and sometimes actual police crime scene tape can also be present with Death Bears.
Death Bears are left by family members, relatives, friends, acquaintances, neighbors and sometimes complete strangers in remembrance of the victim in the form of a memorial shrine.
"Man, I wish the city would send someone out to clean up all those Death Bears that were left on the corner last week after that gang-banger got smoked in a drive-by."
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A species of bear that is super cuddly that plays COD and masturbates frequently.
Husband: Honey is that a V-Bear?
Wife: No, it couldn't be.
Husband: No, I am pretty sure that's a V-Bear
Wife: How do you know?
Husband: Because that bear is jacking off!
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a mom who can be cuddly and lovable but also has a ferocious side when it's necessary to protect her cubs. can be biological mom, or the head of a group.
can also apply to conflicts within groups, say between siblings or best friends, when the bear steps in for love of both of them.
"Blessings on your new year... your new classes... your interviews...
xoxoxo
Mama Bear"
-direct quote from an email
"Well before you date Anna you have to get approval from mama bear SaraJane"
"I told my mama bear I cried about what they said at school, so she met with the administration and then I transferred"
"Mama bear's give the best hugs"
"Sounds like my siblings are picking on each other again, o wait, there goes mama bear, nevermind"
Love you mama bear! Happy mom day!
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