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That homeless dude seen around the streets of wellington (usually sleeps outside burger king tory st.) Is a weird fullah but harmless, He is distinguishable by weaing almost no clothes other than a purple blanket of which he covers himself with. His Real name is Ben Hana and worships the Sun.
BOB: The Blanket man and ludes dude must be edging closer to a turf war - Blanket Man outside Burger King and Ludes Dude outside Starmart, thats like only 15 metres apart, Theyll be drawing the guns next, who do you think will win?
FRED: The Fuzzys. Theyll both be given free food and shelter, mind you Blanket man needs a house, and ludes dude needs to go to rehab.
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An insatiable cum-guzzling nympho who, not satisfied with a generous mouthful, dives under the blankets foraging for any stray jism blobs (sometimes next morning).
Peregrine: 'I'm worried about our sex life. Lady Isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.'
Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'
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1. playful slang for an uncircumcised or intact penis with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.
Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.
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What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.
Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!
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When your friends use your most favorite blanket of all time, to make out under and do other stuff we are still not sure about.
“What the hell! Grace and Garrett are making out under the Kelly’s Blanket”
The moment of post-coital bliss during which your partner completely covers you with his full weight, head to toe. In any other instance, it would be too heavy to bear, but instead, the weight brings a euphoric melding of minds/ bodies, both fully spent, neither able or willing to imagine ever moving from the position again. The Frankel blanket could last ten seconds, or two minutes, until deep breaths return to normal, the moment lifts and is gone. The memory becomes the go-to recall for future fantasies when alone, re-imagined again and again, wished for. Deeply. Desired. There is scientific evidence of the tangible benefits of Frankel blankets, weighted blankets, which promote positive thoughts. Reduce oldness. Ensure happiness. For infinity. For Reals.
My first experience with a Frankel blanket was 3nd and I instantly knew: i’m in. Más. Por favor. Get back to it! And keep eating... cookies. The more weighted the blanket, the better the tangible benefit.
A sexual position in which a high school girl gives head to a college guy under the covers
Wanna go to my dorm and have some drygs in a blanket?