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beating your meat,i.e. playing with your dick.it can be masturbating with it, touching it,or having someone else touch it.
"that girl wouldn't suck my dick, but she sure as hell was barking the bologna!"
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Guy one: Justin Bieber isn't gay!
Guy two: That's bologna tits he's definitely gay
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Creases on the butthole.
Are your bologna spokes blown?
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An artful way of curving a man trying to kiss you. This word describes slapping a man in the face with a single slice of bologna as he is leaning in for a kiss. It sends the perfect message.
“Oh my gosh he totally tried to kiss me! Thank heavens I had bologna in my pocket so I just bologna curved him”
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A female manikin that had been stolen and lined with Bologna that had been previously heated up in the micro-wave to "body temperature" or a "luke warm" status. This is done so that the manikin feels like a real woman upon fornication.
Friend one: "Hey man what are you going to do now? You totally got ditched by those girls. They were a for sure lay"
Friend two: "It's cool... I'll just round me up a Bologna Queen tonight and call it good. Sandwiches later?"
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When a girls vagina is really meaty like a stack of Bologna.
I went down on her and it was like bologna explosion in my face.
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A falice or more commonly known as a penis.
Alex: Hey, where the hell is Sam?
Chris: Oh she is at the Rockies game. The last text I got from her is "I'm worried I might get stabbed here".
Alex: I don't know why she would be worried the only thing she's going to get stabbed by is a Bologna Knife.
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