Bp oil spill

Doing anal and they take a shit on your dick. (Back pussy oil spill)

We were fucking and there was a bp oil spill.

LJ se BP

Exclamation. A contraction of the extremely offensive Afrikaans phrase "Liewe Jesus se Bloed Poes" (translates to Dear Jesus's Bloody Cunt). Only ever use this phrase in an argument to completely eviscerate your opponent when you are close to defeat.

Hein: "Fuck you"
Rein: "Nah, Fuck you"
Hein: "Fuck your mother"
Rein: "LJ se BP"

big lightning bolt takes both of them out.

Bp garage

When you ask someone to go to bp garage it means go drink petrol w a match

Fam u want to go bp garage cuz il pay to see that shit

bps

Bad Penis Syndrome

Everyone is born with BPS, even women, but it's only when you reach your 1000th nut that you develop symptoms.

Symptoms include:

-not being cool
-bad penis
-addiction to the phrase 'you have bps'

Alex: 'You have bps'

Louis: 'incorrect, I'm only on nut 869'

BPS

not fat but not skinny nice body fr fr got some meat on her bones if you know what i mean.

Oh that girl is a bps damn.

BP's

Boot pics

Ay send some bp's

BPS

A common term used in emergency departments describing a patient who comes in after a crazy Saturday night with abdominal pain.

A CT scan is ordered and reveals a butt plug that has been adventuring the large intestine.

These mornings are best known as “Butt Plug Sunday”

RN 1: they just paged us a 25 year old admit from the ED with abdominal pain. Now we gotta get her sobered up so they can propofol her to pull out a 4 inch dildo
RN 2: sounds like a classic bps