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The Rock's favorite mode of saying "pussy" or "sissy'
The Rock: Why don't you get your candy ass in this ring?
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this
The art of playing Candy Crush saga while in the bathroom, on the toilet.
Dude I just went to candy flush before P&T with Schwiggles and I beat B Jones' record!
When a person is addicted to candy crush it is their candy crack.
John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.
Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.
when lsd or acid, is combined with mdma or extascy.
for a unique high, try candy flipping.
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Poor excuse for a game.
A piece of garbage that denies of social life for the user and annoys all the people around. Its extensive levels and difficulty made people became addicted and ask for lifes to their facebook friends, and send countless invitations. Another example of the Cyber-geddon.
It's just a copy of bejeweled.
Child: Dad, I'm hungry !
Father: Oh..! your mother is playing Candy Crush and forgot to make dinner for you!
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A happy place where innocent little children go to buy candy! Shame on you, where you expecting something different!
Bobby bought a lolipop at the candy shop.
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When a woman is on her period and she sprays her menstrual fluids onto her sex partner's face.
Eric, I had the best candy shower last night. My wife's menstrual fluids were warm.
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