Chew it over

when you ave to pause for a while before answering someone, derived from the commercial " chew it over with a Twix"

When my mom asked me why there was girls underwear in my bed, i had to " chew it over' before i gave her an answer.

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chewed bubblegum

1. This is when the vaginal lips appear wadded up in a tight ball

That chicks meat curtains look like chewed bubblegum

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Charleston chew

when you make the bitch put plastic wrap around her mouth, then take a shit and make her chew the shit through the plastic

tasteless, but smells like a charleston chew

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chew and screw

(v) To eat and leave quickly.

"Sorry I have to chew and screw, Mom. I have to get to work."

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chewing screws

When you want to leave a escavator party this is what you use as an excuse

Host: Where you guys going?
You: Chewing screws

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Chew Jaw

When you have a big night on the pingers and you inadvertently have an unconscious desire to bite your left eye ball

Brendan: Haha what about how bad Benny & Micheal look when they have a big night on the pingers

Jeff : Geeeeez mate i'd hate to be their left eye, those guys really know how to chew jaw

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Chew hawk

Someone who circles around for a while waiting for another person to pull out some chewing tobacco or dip. Chew hawks then beg you for a pinch of some chew.

That party last night was full of chew hawks. I just bought a can and its already gone.

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