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The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.
Simon: Who was last in the toilet?
Chris: Why?
Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.
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It's when you've blown your load in her mouth and she's not quite finished with the chum. She begins rubbing the head of your unit across her lips like an over size chap stick, moaning for you to give her more!
Dude, she looked like she had dry lips, so I let her use my chum stick!!
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When you have steaming but uniform liquid feces come out of your anus. Most of the time Mud Chum passes your system in 2-5 sessions. It’s a relatively messy wipe but a quick session.
“Damn bro I just had to stop the Netflix ‘N’ Chill to hit the porcelain for a little Mud Chum session! I ain’t gonna flush XD!”
The most vile ninja weapon on Earth - two soiled tampons tied together
Ninja: "I can deal with how vile shit shuriken are, but I draw the line when it comes to chum chucks."
Tiny Chum is what you call a very short but oddly smart person. Another word for it is Cheu.
Lin: Hey Alex, check him out.. hes a Tiny Chum
Alex: I see him! are they always that short?
Lin: Yea, Cheu's a tiny chum.
Cheu: Yeah, I know
When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him store his own cum sock under your bed.
Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”
Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”
Currently known as a sex move; when a male over 60+ ejaculates into a woman between the ages of 18-20
Girl 1: so what was it like with that retiree
Girl 2: omg it was crazy he totally chum stomached me