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A sexual maneuver in which the person administering oral fills his/her mouth full of toothpaste beforehand. This leaves the dick in a minty fresh state.
Man 1: Dude, did your girlfriend give you a Mr. Clean last night?
Man 2: Hells yeah, you know she did!
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The feeling of sheer frustration and surrender following an extremely long wiping session on the toilet. Typically occurs when a small brown stain continues to appear on said paper over a threshold of roughly twenty consecutive wipes.
Ah, fuck it! It's clean enough. *Pulls pants up*
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In expression that's short for "dirty behind your back but clean to your face/front."
Some-to-most people are dirty but clean, especially when they're skanless.
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Converse of ridin dirty. Ridin' clean; driving a motor vehicle safely and not carrying any illegal items.
police officer; "ain't no point in hasslin' these white folk they always ridin' clean"
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The act of making passionate love on the floor, thereby sweeping at least a small section of it. An excellent way to combine work and play.
The cleaning lady did a really nice job on the kitchen floor. And the bathroom. And the other bathroom.
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Coal industry lobbying money in untraceable notes.
“My administration is putting an end to the war on coal, going to have clean coal, really clean coal.” Donald Trump
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Doing light cleaning before the cleaning lady comes to preserve your image or keep her from seeing how you really live.
I've got to pre-clean my house so my cleaning lady won't see all the condom wrappers and beer.
Friend A: I'll have to meet you later, I have to clean my house.
Friend B: Why?? Don't you hire someone?
Friend A: Yea but I gotta pre-clean so they don't see how messy I really am.
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